there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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