Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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