The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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