just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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