Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Someone shit on the floor
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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