Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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