your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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