My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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