She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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