We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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