I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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