I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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