Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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