Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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