She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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