just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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