Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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