Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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