You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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