Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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