Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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