Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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