well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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