How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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