what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
