what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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