Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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