...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
