but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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