How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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