Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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