The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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