this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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