Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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