Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
