I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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