Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I didn't notice because vodka
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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