do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I can't turn off my feet"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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