Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he puts the penis in happiness.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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