I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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