Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
you never un-have a 4some
Randomize
