I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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