no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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