She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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