She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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