I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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