I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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