How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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