A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
