bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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