cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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