Your dad touched me again.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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