I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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